| VICTORY IS MINE. |
[12 May 2008|05:52pm] |
300!! 300 to 150!!
I'M STILL NOT OVER IT.
TAKE THAT, IMPERIAL SCUM! THE REBELS SHALL CONQUER HENCEFORTH!!
Second place is still brilliant.
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| Mission failed. Game Over. |
[12 Apr 2008|02:11pm] |
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this was such a bad idea.
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| WARNING. WARNING. COMMAND CENTRAL HAS BEEN BREACHED. |
[23 Mar 2008|12:16pm] |
So I woke up this morning and my mum was here. What the hell.
Can't wait til I can bloody Apparate. Mo and I are stealing the car.
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| Rhyming all the Timing |
[13 Feb 2008|01:31pm] |
I'm really sick of rhyming
and belting out in song
I know that I'm tone deaf
and that everything sounds wrong
I can't do my homework
(nothing rhymes with Uranus)
You'd think the sweetmakers
would know we'd complain, us
kids.
The Exploding Snappers club places bids.
Oh, Maureen found some photos
of us when we were young
I guess I'll throw them in here
so that I don't lose'um.
( Baby pictures under the cut, of Benny and Maureen and Wookie, their mutt! )
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| Ravenclaw RULES THE KINGDOM HENCEFORTH |
[27 Jan 2008|02:39am] |
WE WON WE WON WE WON! I AM SO FRIGGIN GEEKED ABOUT THIS! HAHA. HAHAHAHA. WE HAVE VANQUISHED YOU, VILLAINS. EAT OUR DUST.
You know what you do to Goombas? You stomp on them. GUESS WHO THE GOOMBA IS TODAY?
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| There will be no sniffing. |
[19 Jan 2008|06:02pm] |
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If I find anyone trying to sniff my sister, we are going to have a conversation.
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| BOSSANOVA |
[13 Jan 2008|08:12pm] |
So I forgot this at school first off, and then forgot where I'd left it once I got back. That's okay though! The last few days here were brilliant and then Christmas was AWESOME and then I went with Mattie's family to Disney World in the states which was beyond boss. We went on the Star Tours ride at MGM for like, a day and a half. I am not even kidding.
I take back every bad thing I have ever said about Mo and Roger - they pitched in and got me a Game Boy and it is the SWEETEST FREAKING THING EVER. Now of course if the whole portable electronics thing actually had a POINT where I need to TRANSPORT IT TOO (read: Hogwarts) that would be much better. But that's okay. There is a wondrous new sport to be played at Hogwarts, and it will be played just when you all expect it the least...
New Games I have beat: Avoid the Noid, Robocop, A Boy and his Blob (what the hell with those stalagmites in the water though, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get the treasure in there without it popping your bubble), Moonwalker, Super Mario Land
Games still to conquer: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (This game is a BITCH.)
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| In which I am pathetic. And have a large nose. |
[19 Dec 2007|08:26pm] |
So at the risk of looking pathetically desperate but not to the point where I would go with my sister, are there any girls who don't have a date to the dance yet and would maybe consider going with me and would not actually be planning some Carrie-type practical joke that ends with everyone pointing and laughing and me getting doused with red corn-syrup? Because no, Jessica, I'm still not over what happened second year, you cow. We don't even have to dance together if you don't want to because I don't know h. We could just walk into the Great Hall at the same time and then you could hang out with your friends the rest of the night if you wanted and I would find myself a corner to hide in.
Edit: [Private to Football/Mo]
Cream-coloured. Is that like 2 percent or whole milk?
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| Of dreams and panic and the answer to all life's questions |
[11 Dec 2007|12:26pm] |
HOW DO THEY EXPECT US TO WORRY ABOUT THIS DANCE THING WHEN THERE IS QUIDDITCH ON SATURDAY. What the bloody hell is semi formal? A dress shirt and jeans? It's dumb, I'm not going.
I had a dream last night that they replaced all the Quaffles with fireballs, and I got hit in the face and had to spend the rest of my life walking around with a bag over my head, and they wouldn't hire me at Nintendo because the bag killed my peripheral vision and when video games all go virtual reality I wouldn't be able to play them, and so they through me in the dungeon where Filch made me watch as he jumped on my Star Wars tapes and Professor Vector kept quizzing me on Arithmancy problems and I got every single one of them wrong because I kept answering 42, and the answer was never 42.
I think I need to go to Pomfrey's.
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| HA! |
[26 Nov 2007|12:55am] |
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How is Super Mario able to tell the future?
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| M.I.A. |
[06 Nov 2007|12:29am] |
Uh. Deirdre? You didn't pick Darcy up in the Great Hall or something, did you?
I think our doll has been kidnapped.
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| It has pooped. |
[29 Oct 2007|01:55pm] |
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So uh. What exactly are these things pooping?
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| Post-Battle Role Call |
[18 Oct 2007|02:10pm] |
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...Caroline, you're not dead, are you?
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| We are under attack. |
[10 Oct 2007|12:46pm] |
Mattie Baxter Archie Warty Wayne Ian Steve, Caroline is going to be DM next time please yes? All aligned say aye? Okay good.
ALSO GIRLS OF THE FEMALE PERSUASION: You all think a pirate wedding'd be awesome, right?
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| Yarr. |
[05 Oct 2007|01:10am] |
I've decided that when I get married, I want a pirate themed wedding. We'll walk the plank up to the place where we're suppose to do all that stuff with the bible, and then the bride'll get kidnapped by vengeful dark pirates, and then'll I'll swordfight for her honour.
OH. NO. Maybe WE'RE pirates, and then she'll get kidnapped by ninjas that like, grappling hook down from the mast up near the ceiling of the building. And then it'll be the true battle of centuries.
But I'll win, naturally. I'll have a sword. All ninjas have are those stupid little stars. Oh no, are the ninjas going to decorate me for Christmas? YARR, I BE NOT A TREE!
So cool.
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| Private to "Football" players |
[01 Oct 2007|10:07pm] |
HOW DID SHE FIND OUT ABOUT FOOTBALL? WHO TOLD HER AND CAROLINE WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HER?
Five sickles says she chooses to play a Mage.
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| Real Life Virtual Reality Games |
[19 Sep 2007|12:41am] |
NO WAY.
THIS IS THE MOST FREAKING AWESOME NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
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| Why Sprout is Satan |
[04 Sep 2007|01:35am] |
Why do we need four classes to cover Sexual Responsibility?
Ugh. I hate E.L.V.E.S. It's AWKWARD. And Sprout enjoys it way more than she should.
If she bloody tries using me as an example again this year I swear to Ganondorf..
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| CPE1704TKS |
[27 Aug 2007|09:22pm] |
Flush the bombers, get the subs in launch mode. We are at DEFCON 1.
I don't want to go back. I need to beat this damned TMNT game before I leave. That bloody level with those stupid electromagnetic force fields of death keep zapping me dead. WHO CAN TAKE THEIR TIME WHEN THEY HAVE A TIME LIMIT TO DEAL WITH!? No one, that's who.
Rabbits are not poofy.
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| FINISH HIM. Flawless Victory. |
[17 Aug 2007|02:17am] |
Going to kill brother.
Brother erased my saved file on Legend of Zelda. I was COMING BACK from dinner to battle Ganon.
Why can I not shoot lasers from my eyes?
I need to get out of the house. Taking the car.
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